Giftable Val Brains Titles
Welcome to the season of high commerce where you buy my books and leave reviews and everyone is happy (especially me, lol). I’ve included a few of my personal favorites below but you can also access all the titles here. And yes I use affiliate links because I don’t want to die poor and alone in some underground bunker.
Who do these make great gifts for?
• Cat people
• People who are hard to buy gifts for and require something very strange
• White Elephant domination
• Butthole appreciators
• Yourself!
El Clasico
The Cat Butt Coloring & Activity Book
This baby has sold over 90k copies so she must be doing something right. Excellent choice for any of the weirdos in your life, especially the cat enthusiasts.
Topics Kids Are Obsessed With
Both The Hot Dog Coloring & Activity Book and The Ultimate Butt Coloring & Activity Book were marketed to adults but are probably kids’ books at heart (and the content is ages 0-99 so no issue there). Try them out on some children in your life and see what happens!
Enduring Holiday Favorites
Cat Butt Christmas & Cat Butt Hanukkah
I would also be remiss if I didn’t mention the under-loved Xmas Sharks, which frankly is absurd and rules.
Straight from Uranus (my favorite planet)
The Butthole Coloring Book and Cat Butts in Space both explore themes of outer space and showing your ass. No further questions, your honor.
Balls
If we swing around the corner from the above, we arrive at Squirrel Nuts and The Tanuki Coloring Book (for which I used a pen name; hilarious). Actually Val Brains is already a pen name, so what is the name for the pen name of your pen name? Who cares; back to balls. Squirrel Nuts includes both squirrels holding (edible) nuts and displaying their (non-edible, although depends on who you ask) squirrel nuts. The Tanuki Coloring Book is all balls; the tanuki is a mythical figure in Japanese folklore that uses his giant balls (as in testicles) to shapeshift and have wild adventures. I’m not making this up.
Farm Animal Homage
Lord knows all I want to do is get off the internet and onto the farm. If you share this dream, The Screaming Goat Coloring Book and Guess What? Chicken Butt! may bring you one step closer to your pastoral vision.
Future Books
There’s something even more bizarre coming in 2026 but I can’t talk about it yet so you’ll just have to sit tight and keep up with me on the ‘gram.