10 Truly Unique Cat Butt Gifts for Cat Lovers
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Time to find a gift for the the cat lovers in your life? Well, if they have a hearty sense of humor, consider a cat butt-themed gift! Whether you’re looking for a budget stocking stuffer or a cat butt splurge, we have you covered. These unusual gift ideas are not listed in any particular order, so scroll to the end to find something for everyone on your list!
1. The Cat Butt Coloring & Activity Book
Forgive the favoritism, but the The Cat Butt Coloring & Activity Book is a must-have addition to any self-respecting cat lover’s coloring library. Filled with quirky cat butt coloring scenes, word searches, puzzles and more, this book will entertain for hours! The extra thick paper is great for markers, colored pencils or practically any coloring medium.
2. Cat Butt-On Farting Keychain
The Cat Butt-On scoffs in the face of inflation with its truly affordable price point—only $2.99 (at time of writing)! This 2.75” keychain packs a ton of farting fun into a delightfully small package. Can you say stocking stuffer? Enjoy 5 distinct sounds of feline flatulence. Catteries included.
3. Medieval Cat Butt Ornaments
We all know the Middle Ages were weird, but did you know that they were also full of illustrations of cats licking their own butts? Well, now you do! Inspired by artwork contained in Illuminated Manuscripts (texts where the words were accompanied by cool decorative images), these wooden cat butt ornaments are sure to delight any history buff, cat enthusiast or both!
4. Cat Butt Coloring Book for Professionals
This underrated title is about as weird as it gets (and that’s a lot coming from me). This is one of my personal favorites from the cat butt canon. I recommend The Cat Butt Coloring Book for Professionals for your most off-color friends! Guaranteed to shock and amaze for Secret Santa or White Elephant.
5. Hand-Painted Cat Butt Ceramic Mug
The best part of waking up… is cat butts on your cup! Or on your mug, to be precise. Grab one of these handmade and hand-painted cat butt mugs from ceramic artist Naomi Epstein Centeno of JunkPot Studio. Each cat butt is lovingly made and purr-fectly unique. A great gift for the cat butt connoisseur who’s got everything.
6. Cat Butt Neon Sign
Ok, so this one’s a bit of a splurge but imagine how incredible it would be to gift a glowing cat butt neon sign… or maybe order one for yourself too?! Available in 10 colors and 6 sizes, this unusual neon artwork is sure to brighten up the night and your mood!
7. Cat Butt Scratch and Sniff Book
Relax! This is a Cat Butt Scratch and Sniff Book, but the scents are lovely things like blueberries and maple syrup—no need to worry about encountering an actual cat butt scent. A gag gift that won’t actually make you gag. What could be better?
8. Naughty Cat Butt Cookie Cutters
Look closely and you’ll see that these cat butt cookie cutters are naughtier than they first appear! Need a gift for someone who’s been mischievous this year? Skip the coal and pop a few of these in their stocking instead. Maybe they’ll make up for their bad behavior by baking you some yummy cat butt cookies!
9. Cat Butts Mini Kit Magnets and Field Guide
Who says cat butts aren’t educational? This charmingly wee Cat Butts Mini Kit comes with 5 unique cat butt magnets (each depicting a different breed) and a field guide to help you identify cat butts in the wild. If you prefer a 3-D option for your cat butt magnetizing needs, there’s always this classic.
10. Cats Buttholes 2023 Wall Calendar
Welp, this gift doesn’t leave much to the imagination! The Cats Buttholes 2023 Calendar will keep anyone who is lucky enough to receive it laughing all year long! Nevermind the grammatical error—this gift is for looking, not reading. You can even order this calendar right meow, because it starts in July 2022, giving you the extra months of cat butts that you’ve been yearning for.
